We are united by our passiom: working you down to your grave. Oopsie! Thought life had something better in store for you wagie? I think flipping burgers is as far as you go here. Don't worry, the grease smell comes off, probably.
By tokenizing wagie pain, we are revolutinizing the blockchain: since you are not going to make it, at least you can get some tokens to remind you of your job.
JOIN OUR HAPPY FAMILY TODAY, WAGIE